"I fear that this life of technology, convenience and satellite TV has ruined me forever and ever. I have become a useless human, a cul-de-sac of the species.”


Want to tell Kelly how great her last podcast was, how her book made you laugh and cry, or you want to have her babies?


– Contact her at: contactkellycarlin@gmail.com 


Want to hire Kelly to speak at your next big event, write an article in your fancy magazine, perform her solo show at your theater, or sing the National Anthem at your kid’s lacrosse tournament?  


– Contact Kelly’s manager Jerold Hamza at: jeroldhamza@gmail.com 

Are you a member of the media and want to interview Kelly for your newspaper, magazine, TV show, radio show, website, blog, podcast, or YouTube show?


– Contact Kelly’s publicist Jeff Abraham at: Jeff@jonaspr.com

Do you have an enquiry about George Carlin personally (was he funny at home) or professionally (how do we get the rights to a clip from his HBO show) or you have an idea for a project about him?  


– Contact George’s manager Jerold Hamza at: jeroldhamza@gmail.com